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• Age: 65
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• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: . . . Found . . .Two Glass Sneakers . . . !

Location: Northampton, Massachusetts

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About Me: Found . . . . . ! ! ! . . . 2 GLASS SNEAKERS . . . . . . . . . and there is an unbelievable tale of Woe behind the Front Headlines that goes with this story . . . ! It seems that these very special shoes, two Unique GLASS sneakers . were found by our Dear Prince on the oval path leaving the Castle at approximately 12:03 am , on Saturday, June 13. It is hard to identify the sizes (estimates vary and are reported to be between size 7 and size 9, because strangely enough there is no product identification or writing of any kind on these finely crafted pieces of footwear) . . Sources say that these Silicon Derivative Tennies were left behind by pair of extremely Comely and Unique Females who suddenly appeared at the Royal Ball . . . . . . catching the undivided attention of you know . . . Who . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Yes . . . . . . . . ! The Prince . . . ! ! ! It seems there is some discrepancy as to the age of these Lovely Lasses, whereas witnesses estimate their ages as being approximately 55, but any one of them could be a smidgen older or younger [one never knows for sure these days ! ] Our Dear Prince claims he has lost the loves of his life . . . . (Give us a break . . . ! ! ! ) It was at this annual Royal Ball where he met these two Objects of Adoration. From the moment the Prince set his eyes on these Beauties, he was mesmerized by their Stunning Pulchritude and Heavenly Demeanors . . . . . . . He was drawn to their Beautiful Countenances and fought himself to keep his hands off their extremely inviting Presences [and other things . . . ! ! ! ] . . . They were having a fantastic night together . . . . Dreamingly gazing into one another's eyes. . . (Continued below ...}