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• Age: 40
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: New to site, looking for.....

Location: Kannapolis, North Carolina

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About Me: Fat and unattractive cave troll with abrasive personality and numbering 34 in years currently terrorizing the countryside in search of female appeasements for tolerance and compassion. Fair maidens are not necessary and damsels not allowed unless they are NOT in distress. Village elders are instructed to ensure that all offerings are between 26 and 36 in years and that your village is less than a day's travel by carriage. Meaty boned offerings welcomed. While in the company of an appeasement, I may be tempted to leave the cave for dinner out and perhaps a moving picture. I like most moving pictures except suspense and horror. Monsters scare troll and give him unsettled slumber (not really). "Dinner and movie probably sounds cheap but, I have two left feet and don't do bars/clubs, what else is there to do? Good conversation and fun are MANDATORY, witty sarcasm always welcome. If any women want to save me the trouble of wandering the now-warming, growing, bug-infested countryside, as well as save countless innocent villagers, please contact me. WARNING: Have been known to eat small animals, babes, and important paperwork during stressful times.