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• Age: 40
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Military Man seeks hot targets

Location: Beaverton, Oregon

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About Me: So if I had known that I was joining the priesthood when I said “…uh…I..Do?” in some judges back office where he probably plows his legal secretary, I never would have signed the license to be committed. Now that I think back on the situation I should have known something was up. Judges chambers… Signing legal document to be sentenced… er I mean committed… something about until death… Witnesses for the condemned… I should have went screaming from that room like a little girl that had just bumped into William DaFoe in a back alley taking a pee. The reality is that I didn’t, and now Catholic Priests get shagged more often than I do. So I fixed that problem by moving out. We are now separated by an entire mountain range. We have no immediate plans to divorce, but I am living the single life once again. YEAH! I am involved with private law enforcement (translation: Security Officer). I am also involved with the military on a part-time basis (translation: Reservist). They get my time for one weekend a month and two weeks a year, and in return they are helping me in my collegiate endeavors. In the near future I plan on working in public law enforcement. Ok. Enough about career stuff... Uhm… however I do have handcuffs… Never used… I am professionally employed FT. Have my own apartment, vehicle and in general have my "S" together. I don't have time for serious LTR, but I am seeking FWB with the right woman.