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• Age: 47
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single woman

Recent Status: I'll come up with something, when and if I ever figure out why I am on this site.

Location: Kissimmee, Florida

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About Me: Enough about me, let's talk about you. Honesty is #1, and a sense of humor is a close second. Almost just as important is your ability to speak a minimum of 3 coherent sentences in a row. Lastly, I am NOT the lady you are looking for if..... 1. you expect me to ask "how high?" if you say "jump". 2. you tend to play head games or feed off drama. 3. you feel the need to tell me your wife doesn't understand you.. how about turning off the computer and seeking counseling, or a lawyer. 4. you think the proper way to greet a lady is "Yo!". 5. you aren't passionate about football.. as far as I am concerned it is the ONLY sport, everything else is just a past time or activity at best. 6. you are a fan of the Auburn Tigers... for both our sakes, just move along. 7. you don't know what ROLL TIDE means. 8. you think Phil Fulmer has even one ounce of common sense... I've seen burned out light bulbs that are brighter than him. 9. you don't know that a happy and fulfilled woman makes for a happy and fulfilled man. 10. you eat the last piece of chocolate without telling me. 11. you think you are naked, but you still have your socks on. 12. you think it's acceptable for anyone besides lynyrd skynyrd to perform freebird. 13. you think the world revolves around you. 14. you think MY world should revolve around you. 15. you're one of those happy, perky, bright eyed and bushy tailed types when you first wake up.. if I had my way, that would be illegal and carry a heavy fine, and possible jail time if you sing.