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• Age: 26
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Don't lose that sense of 'ha-ha', man's and girls.

Location: Winnipeg, Manitoba

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About Me: HEY LOOK OVER HERE! On a typical 9-5, I am up by 9 and hooking myself into the Muscle Enhancement Machine. Done by 9:12, during which time I receive my intelligence report from my Super Secret Spy Network of ninja's, dolphins, and Spaniards named 'Domingo'. Once I’m ready for work I teleport to space and drag the sun across the North American sky until I am relieved at 6:00 by Khepera - Egyptian God of the Rising Sun. If I’m lucky, I will slip past Atlas on my way home and not have to talk about space-weather or his upcoming back surgery. If the teleport-traffic is good I should be home for dinner. On my days off I like to stalk the streets looking for rodent sized dogs to dress-up as mice and then let them loose into the zoo to scare elephants. I often find myself in the basement wondering: ‘why am I here..?’ When there is nothing left to do in my day, I usually sit around my computer room and take pictures of myself making weird faces, so everyone can see how good my face looks when I make that face. I like to poke my head into reality every-now-and-then to see if everyone is still obsessed with their material possessions. But I find my trips into reality are often lonely.