About WiseguyBodhi

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• Age: 51
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Tall, Dark, Strong, I'm not that guy. I'm the average-looking dude who quietly dreams up creative uses for kitchen utensils.

Location: Austin, Texas

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About Me: I'm a wiseacre with folks who go by the "standard" conventions of dating and living. I've never known how, never found the manual or was never given the secret password. I move on the vibe I get from a woman. If something less forward is expected, well, I leave that to someone else. Social or professional status carries no weight with me. Material acoutrements mean nothing. The only important element is whether or not you and I find a connection. I enjoy sex with a woman who wants me to please her and wants to please me, regardless of the road taken. If I can't bring a woman to orgasm at least 5 times,then I must be dead. Even in death I could probably twitch enough to help you attain a couple of orgasms. I'll sexperiment with just about anything and anywhere. But I stop short of pain that becomes injury. If we happen to fall out of the tree while playing Tarzan and Jane, well, I guess we should have used climbing harnesses. I believe in safe sex in this day and age. Before or after sex, I can make you a pot of my famous pasta sauce or my less famous shrimp gumbo. I like spices, especially garlic, onion, cilantro, oregano and basil, but not necessarily as part of the sex. Your sweat and saliva is the most tasty. I can also help you with your garden or potted plants or we can go jogging, hiking or biking to get lathered up. We can also go camping and play the unsuspecting camper and the escaped mental patient, or the wolf. I insist on being the wolf.