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  • Age: 45
  • Sex: straight single man
Recent Status: If we were not meant to be happy
Location: San Antonio, Texas
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About Me: Hmm. Where to start...well small babes scream at the sight of me probably because of my wooden leg (I'm too poor to afford one of them new fancy plastic ones), or my brown glass eye that doesn't match my real blue one (I stole it off a mannequin at Goodwill), or because my left ear was replaced with one from my nephew's Mr. Potato Head. Other than that, I'm pretty cute. Lukey fer yu, I gradjumated frum junyor hi so on top uv my gud looks I ghess I'm damed brillyant two. I collect at least 4 gubment checks a munth so I'm rich as well. Yes ma'am I treat my ladies to the best cocktails--only the top shelf in the Circle K. And I hate to brag but I'm hung like a bull hamster. What more cud a lady want?

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