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• Age: 56
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: masked

Location: Missoula, Montana

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About Me: Wanted: Roommate with completely furnished house. Heres the deal: I pay no rent, do no housework, clean no dishes. I have no job. I am a retarded sex maniac. I communicate by shouting the same word over and over untill u guess what I want. I have unpredictable behavior. I steal food. I vandalize your possessions for no apparent reason. You must serve my meals and help me go to the bathroom. Otherwise, I will relieve myself on the carpet when it suits me. I may have sex with any random creature I meet, so dont be surprised if i come home stanking. I also barf in corners and dont tell you. I take no phone messages. I cant open doors. I dont turn off lights when i leave the room. I never grow out of it! I make up for all these deficencies by being cute. Would you like to live with me? Wait i am not sure if i just described me or the dog!.