About AthleticCharmer

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• Age: 30
• Photos: 1 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Run away little girl!

Location: Opelika, Alabama

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About Me: You see this profile? This is THE most impressive profile I've ever seen -- it's mine. It doesn't FIT on one screen, because it doesn't BELONG on one screen. I've carefully constructed my profile along psychological principles to weed out women whom most men don't want, and the result has been that I've been meeting some really incredible women who are genuinely attractive, intelligent, confident, and playful. Now, rather than refer to 30 years' worth of research found in academic journals on social psychology and behaviour modification, I'll just sit here all smug and shit and point out that if you read my profile and don't message or reply, it's because you're some combination of train wreck, stupid, insecure, and boring. True story.