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• Age: 36
• Photos: 3 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Peepin the scene

Location: Lisle, Illinois

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About Me: I hate Drew Barrymore. That's all you really need to know. I hate liars and thieves and wizard's sleeves. I love sarcasm, quick wits, fake tits, and softball mitts. Ham flaps, chicken wraps, pitter-pats, alley cats, and ranch with apps. Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, and fromunda cheese. Eating contests, speed reading, and watching Magic Bullet infomercials. Gun cleaning, overeating, diner-dining, Crisco smearing, dinosaur hunting, tornado chasing, ship sailing, garbage-pailing, dumpster diving, trash-juicing, people watching, naked Segway driving, grammar cracking, Wok Sizzling, armpit sniffing, Alquin visiting, pot-holing, lip biting, teeth grinding, ass grabbing, dry humping, dick-flopping, clit-tickling, finger-banging, nipple-grazing, fist pumping, sucker-punching, and shimmy-shaking. I like window licking, rock polishing, widdling wood into elves and gnomes, shrink-wrapping gift baskets, pulling chin hairs, and making fun of wrestling and Nascar fans.