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• Age: 50
• Photos: 3 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Shy Extrovert / Outgoing Introvert

Location: Charlotte, North Carolina

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About Me: Chain-smoking, alcoholic, under-achieving professional seeking a woman for a loving, nurturing, sometimes verbally abusive relationship and possible codependence. I enjoy collecting lawn furniture, lottery tickets and doorstops. Most of my free time I spend planning my soon to be vast wealth. I am as uncomfortable out tearing up the town as I am staying home for a quiet romantic evening. Art, literature, music, movies: all horrible wastes of time, as are sporting events. Except of course WWE and NASCAR, which are more a religion than a sport. My parole officer says that I cannot mention the witness protection program here. Oh, and something about outdoors, beaches, mountains, long walks and fireplaces.