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• Age: 42
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Simon says: take off your cloths ha ha. Just kidding. Sort of...

Location: Castro Valley, California

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About Me: I live in the now, always look ahead, never behind. I have a wicked sense of humor and an even wickeder (is that a word?) sexual side. I love being in sweats and kickin back as much as getting dressed up to go out- I know it sounds clich' but I'm just trying to say I'm comfortable being me. I love witty, sarcastic banter with squinted eyes that are saying something totally different. Fast cars and fast women that know when to down shift. I don't know how to say I'm good lookin without sounding like a dumb ass, so I'll leave that up tp you. But I do come with a money back guarantee. Just keep your receipt. I have excellent command of the kings English but my brain-mouth filter doesn't seem to always work. I think kissing is why we have lips. Making out is the coolest thing since playstation. And I don't think sex addicts need rehab- they just need someone who likes it as much as they do.