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• Age: 34
• Photos: 5 Public
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: I guess we keep going through it because we need the eggs

Location: Canfield, Ohio

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About Me: Relatively normal, considering early exposure to suburbia, I work, I plunder ... can somebody give me a hint or two as to what's supposed to be revealed here? As of the moment, no tutuors have shown - don't lurk in the shadows, tutors; there are plenty of us who know what boils beneath the horn-rimmed glasses, overly thick sweater and frigid aura. Wait, that sounds like the second paragraph of a Penthouse "Forum" letter. I guess I've revealed something despite my apparent confusion at the outset. I'm sure there's more to me, though. Ah! Prime example: as I'm sure is apparent from this stream-of-consciousness, incoherent attempt at a jazz riff, I'm of the belief that it's a right-wing conspiracy that's responsible for the long-held fallacy (stop, perv!) that a conversation must involve more than one party. Though I enjoy the company of others far more than a solo situation (expecially if a mirror is crowding me), other humans widen the range of possibilities which a conversation could yield. As Freud said in "Wit And Its Relation To The Unconscious": "Mental stimulation creates the promise of physical stimulation ... which leads to a male's getaway plan taking form before the dessert is served"