About whino21

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• Age: 50
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: "I found a fatal flaw in the logic of love"

Location: Toronto, Ontario

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About Me: I balance, I weave, I dodge, I frolic, and my bills are all paid. Years ago I discovered the meaning of life but forgot to write it down. I've made thirty-minute brownies in twenty minutes. I have performed open-heart surgery, and spoken to Lou Reed. I can hurl golf clubs at small moving objects with deadly accuracy. I've performed several covert operations for the CIA. I sleep once a week; when I do sleep, I sleep in a chair. I don't perspire. I am a private citizen, yet I receive fan mail. babes trust me. But I've never been on a date with you!