About danny19702

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• Age: 44
• Sex: straight single man

Recent Status: Women who want someone funny come test me out now! while supplies last!

Location: Presque Isle, Maine

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About Me: well first off this is where most all guys would be bragging about their looks, how big their junk is, or using big high tech words to describe what is really not them. i will not do that. i will cut all the red tape out, and give it straight up. here goes: looks: i have to sneak up on a sandwich. hell, if i ever went missing and they put my pic on a milk carton, it would spoil. height: 5'10 actually the Dr. just told me i was short for my weight, and that i should of been 10'9" tall. weight: I'm proud to be IN shape. (Round IS a shape) If you told me to haul a$$ i would have to make 3 trips with a dump truck. BUT that's AWESOME news for the lucky girl because 1- fat people are harder to kidnap (never be in a money pay out situation) 2- If we stumble across a BEAR in the woods you will ALWAYS be safe, cause you can run faster than me. enough about me............. lol